You are a bar wench. It’s not clear how much you work –labor laws are seldom outlined in fables– but you certainly need a night off after 10 years of manning the pub in the Shire. You throw this on. …and go to the only other pub in town. You tip really well. You can’t help but bus the tables. It’s your night off, sure, but you can’t help yourself! You swing by your own pub on the way home just to make sure they don’t need a hand.

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